There is nothing sadder than an abandoned blog. (Except, perhaps, this picture of an abandoned house, which was one of the google image search results for "abandon.")
I will not abandon this blog. I imagine it living a long and happy life with me. Even to that ripe old age when the only things I will have to blog about are the current maladies that have befallen my creaky joints.
This blog has not been abandoned. Sometimes I don't write for a while because I don't have any stories to tell. Sometimes I don't write for a while because all my stories are boring or not funny. For example, if I wrote a blog about today, it would say this:
Hi, blog readers. Today I did a filling in the morning, ate a wholesome lunch of graham cracker goldfish, pudding, and applesauce, and then I did another filling in the afternoon.
Now, aren't you glad I didn't really write a post today?
But seriously, folks, I have so many good stories to tell. Have I told you the one about the rodeo? Or the arrested dental patient? Or cake decorating class parts I and II?
No. Not yet. But I will. Just have to finish studying for my test tomorrow, then we'll move on to more important things. Like blogs. And fillings.
Monday, February 21, 2011
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