As We Know It

So the world is supposed to end today, according to some crazies on the Internet. It's 9:15 pm right now, so there's only 2 hours and 45 minutes left for the world to burn, assuming that our Apocalypse is tuned to central standard time.

(It's worth noting that May 21st has already come and gone in Japan, and last I heard, those guys are still alive and kicking. I don't really mean the "and kicking" part to be a stereotypical reference to Asians and martial arts, but if the idiom fits, wear it, you know?)

Nevertheless, people are still proclaiming that the world will end today.

Clearly my girl Britney Spears has been poring over the book of Revelation because her appropriately titled (Keep on Dancin' til the World Ends) hit is a red letter warning in the form of a sick hip hop beat.
There's a more obvious warning sign in the form of, well, a sign in San Antonio. This billboard begs you to "save the date."

I'm thinking of hiring one of our local graffiti artists to spray "Gotcha!" all over that billboard after midnight tonight.

If the world is ending today, you should hurry up and check out my brother's blog.
http://redpowernaps.blogspot.com/
It's pretty funny. Maybe funnier than mine. But there are fewer pictures of cakes and baby clothes. There's always a trade off.

And if the world doesn't end tonight, well, check out his website at your leisure.