Not so fast and furious

About a month ago, while helping a friend move into his new house in Temple, one of Jeffrey's buddies backed his truck into Jeffrey's truck.  The damage was superficial, so we haven't gotten around to fixing it until now, but Jeffrey took the truck in yesterday and found out that he would get to have a rental car for the duration of the time needed for repairs.

The rental car company went through their song and dance about how to care for the car and why he should buy their insurance.  He bought the insurance, just to be safe, and they brought out their guidelines of what he can and cannot do with the rental car.

The list of things you cannot do with a rental car is very short, but debilitating and prejudiced against certain groups of people:

You cannot sell drugs out of the rental car.

You cannot leave the country in the rental car.

You cannot street race in the rental car.

HOW IS PAUL WALKER SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING?