Permanent Problem

We're living in a state of emergency at the Edwards' household due to something that Jeffrey found today on the floor when he got home from work.  No, it wasn't a mouse, or a roach, or a spider...it was much more sinister.

THIS.

 

That's right.  We found only the lid to a RED sharpie.  OMG, call the National Guard. 

 

We searched all the usual places for the other half of the marker, but to no avail.  Somewhere in this house there lives a loaded weapon of mass destruction (of the walls).  I assume we will find it someday, hopefully before Carter finds it and uses it to create a mural of epic, and permanent, proportions.

 

I knew I should've glued those lids on when I had the chance.