Hi, how are you googling?

Lots of times when folks see each other in town or at church or at a restaurant they'll ask,"Hi, how are you doing?"  There are two issues with this greeting: 1) the asker doesn't really mean the how are you doing part, they're really just saying 'hi,' and 2) the answerer almost never answers truthfully but instead gives a generic 'I'm good' type of reply. So what's a person to do?

Well, my suggestion is this: If you ever want to know how someone is doing in life, don't ask them how they're doing. If you really want to know how they are, if you want to look deep into their souls,--check out their google history.

For example, this is what my google history looks like today:

'Why does my baby cry 2 hours after I feed him'

'Dalmation infant costume'

'Hobby lobby coupon' (never buy full price!)

'Can gas drops cause constipation in infants'

'Temple tx la Roma' (restaurant)

'The good life temple tx' (restaurant)

''Why is my toddler so destructive' (Yes, I really googled this one morning after Carter tore a Kleenex into 5 million pieces, broke a book binding, and stretched apart the cute window cling stickers I got him for Halloween in a span of about 3 minutes.)

'Is it normal for babies to sweat when they cry'  (That's weird, right?)

'Difference between colic and reflux '

'Fireman costume for toddler'

'Which pizza place has Brooklyn style pizza' (It's Domino's)


So basically that's my life in a nutshell. I'm on a constant search for easy Halloween costumes, delicious food that I don't have to cook, and ways to make my baby stop crying. And, you know, the meaning of life or whatever.